Saturday 31 October 2015

Discworld Books 13-15, by Terry Pratchett



It is time once again for a string of Discworld novels to lighten our mood. Sir Terry left behind a substantial number of books to get through, and I’ve only gone and reviewed another three: Small Gods, Lords and Ladies and Men at Arms. Fifteen down, only twenty-six to go.

13. Small Gods
Honestly, one of the best of all – and proof of the power that Discworld has to engage with real-world issues. By setting a story around the characters of a fallen god, a naïve young prophet and a diabolical Church-leader, Pratchett is able to challenge and critique the entire nature of religion and belief. I'm sincere about this. Small Gods is entertainment that has the guts to ask some pertinent questions.
          In a land wholly devoted to the worship of the Great God Om, during a time when the next Prophet is predicted to arise, a lowly young novice in the Church is approached by a tortoise who claims to be the Great God himself. The citadel is in the grip of the sinister deacon Vorbis, a man with a mind as closed and impenetrable as a steel ball, who is ruthlessly attempting to stamp out heresy and thereby prevent the people from learning the truth - that the world is flat, and swims through the universe on the back of a giant turtle. By launching a crusade against neighbouring Ephebe, a liberal and philosophical city very much in the vein of ancient Athens, Vorbis wishes to reinforce his own hard-line brand of Omnian religion in a way that is vaguely Orwellian.
          Funny? Yes, it is. Most of the quips taken are taken at the expense of old-world thinking, religious hardliners and the world from a tortoise’s-eye view, but at the same time the subject matter of the entire story is especially serious. The effect and extent of compliance, the nature of religion, and the actual motives of gods and prophets are all key features of this story, but it all comes together through the big questions asked here. What is it that you actually worship? The god, or the edifice of religion itself? Do you believe out of love, or fear, or just blind ignorance? Do the worshippers need their god, or is it the other way round? And if He really is up there, does he actually deserve to be treated in this manner? These are just some of the questions this book prompts, and maybe its power is in the fact that it is, in fact, another Discworld book. This isn’t high-brow stuff; Small Gods is simple and entertaining, and it can be read by anyone.
          At the heart and centre of this book are the three characters of Brutha, Om and Vorbis; the idiot disciple, the dethroned god, and the power-mad priest. Both Brutha and Vorbis are exquisitely crafted elements to the story while Om, who provides a great deal of the humour as a Fire-and-Brimstone god trapped in the body of a tortoise, is both a McGuffin as well as a humility-parable. In many ways the partnership between Brutha and Om is that staple relationship in Pratchett’s stories; the reluctant alliance of the naïve and the cynical, much like the original pairing between Rincewind and Twoflower. The relationship has been redressed here for a new purpose, and is an effective core to the tale. Vorbis meanwhile is one of the most unsettling villains in the Discworld canon, a man who does not question his right to dictate what people should and should not believe, and who has no doubt that he is carrying out the will of his god – despite the fact that he hears nothing but his own thoughts echoing in his head. He cannot be argued with. He cannot be reasoned with. And he will deal mercilessly with anybody who defies him.
          Small Gods has an absolute recommendation. It is a memorable story, deals with a most relevent subject matter, and can be appreciated in isolation from the rest of the series. It is devoid of many of the usual frippery of Discworld, whilst at the same time being fundamentally Discworld in its style, outlook and humour. It easily joins Mort, Reaper Man and Pyramids amongst my top Discworld novels, and whether you’re looking for a new way into the series, or are already a fan, I cannot recommend it highly enough.

14. Lords and Ladies
The next instalment of the Granny Weatherwax saga, Lords and Ladies makes it clear just how much Discworld has become a platform for multiple and divergent character series’. Picking up where Witches Abroad left off, the three witches Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick return to their homeland of Lancre after nearly a year of absence. Much has changed since they left. The former court Fool Verence (now King Verence II, since he ended up as king of Lancre at the end of Wyrd Sisters) has been making a benign if naïve effort to modernize his tiny little mountain kingdom, while a new coven of younger, more gothic ‘witches’ has emerged during Granny Weatherwax’s absence. Whilst Magrat finds herself unexpectedly and a little unwillingly engaged to King Verence, with the wedding set to take place on Midsummer’s Eve, the return of the beautiful but evil Queen of the Elves threatens to bring about a dark and terrible age for all of humanity.
          It must be mentioned that the Faculty of the Unseen University make an appearance. Archchancellor Ridcully, his nerdy underling Ponder Stibbons, the deranged pill-gulping Bursar, and the Orangutan Librarian have received an invitation to the wedding, and they leave their comfortable urban environment to take a trip to Lancre town. As always the presence of Ridcully and his University crowd makes the book a worthwhile read on its own, and to see them interacting with the witches of Lancre is a unique crossover treat. Of other nice elements, the Lancre Morris Men are good for a laugh, Casanunda the Dwarf who advertises himself as the world’s second-greatest lover provides many humorous moments, and Shaun Ogg (Nanny Ogg’s youngest son) is excellent for his purpose as Lancre’s only soldier.
Just as with Witches Abroad, this is a good and consistent Discworld book for fans of the witches. There is very little else I can really say about it. The characters are good, the story is engaging, and the Elves are a dramatic and unpleasant new group of villains. For those who have no interest in the Lancre stories, you will not be missing much by avoiding this one; yet Pratchett’s writing is very much on form, the humour and the story are good, and I have to say I rather enjoyed it.

15. Men at Arms
The Discworld series stands at around forty books in total, and so it is little wonder to see groups of characters being reused time and again. We’ve already seen this with Rincewind, and again with the witches of Lancre, and now we find a sequel to Guards! Guards! demonstrating that the Night Watch are here to stay. Since saving the city of Ankh-Morpork from a gigantic dragon, the Night Watch have nearly doubled in size by taking on three new recruits – a Troll, a Dwarf, and a Werewolf. Captain Vimes is soon to marry Lady Sybil Ramkin, retiring from a lifetime of policing, but a string of murders in the city and the theft of a terrifying weapon from the Assassins’ Guild force him to put the new watchmen straight on the job.
          Sam Vimes is one of the most effective protagonists in the entire Discworld canon, taking what could have been just a clichéd cynical old alcoholic captain and giving him true life in his bones. By falling in love with one of the wealthiest women in the city, Vimes has ended up in unfamiliar territory, amongst a society he detests, while his inbuilt policing instincts keep him firmly on the ground and desperate to keep doing the job he’s always done. Corporal Carrot meanwhile is the genuine Knight In Shining Armour – even though he’s just a watchman in watchman’s armour – and his completely un-cynical drive to do his duty seems too good to be true. Except it is true! Carrot is essentially a superhuman, and while in Guards! Guards! he was still a relatively minor character, it is in Men at Arms that his personality really shines through.
          The story itself is rather good, drawing you on in the way that Discworld books do so deceptively. The typical murder-mystery shtick is livened up by Pratchett’s witty writing-style and the growing complexity of the world of Ankh-Morpork – crowded as it is with Guild-politics and the Patrician’s machinations. But though Men at Arms is a comedy book, this does not detract from the unpleasant and serious nature of the murders, and the almost supernatural but vividly believable reasons behind them. If there’s one thing that this series does most adequately explore, then it’s human nature – and despite the fact that some of the characters are trolls and dwarfs and dogs, Men at Arms serves as a good example of how this is done. I would comfortably recommend this one, even if you haven’t done Guards! Guards! yet.

Biblioworld 4
Pratchett, Terry. Small Gods. Corgi. (1993 [1992])
Pratchett, Terry. Lords and Ladies. Corgi. (1993 [1992])
Pratchett, Terry. Men at Arms. Corgi. (1994 [1993])