Wednesday 25 May 2016

ByzReview: Leo VI, John Kaminiates, and the Vita Euthymii



In many ways I consider the stories found in Byzantine history to be better and more amazing than any mere fiction can approximate. The wars, battles, rebellions and revolutions, the intrigue of the Imperial Court, the descriptions of near-fantastical buildings, cities and lands, and the workings of holy-men and women are better than any fantasy which could be conjured up. While sometimes these texts can be a bit dull and uninspiring, never do I get bogged-down into believing that reading these priceless historical snippets is not worth it. Even if you persuade yourself that historical narratives and literary sources aren’t really that useful for studying the past – thanks to those damned post-modernists – then at least appreciate that the stories they tell are just amazing based on their own merits. In my opinion the tales from the 9th and 10th century Macedonian Dynasty have a spectacular and unique place in the history of the world, and if Shakespeare himself had taken an interest in Byzantine history then we would have had an ever more spectacular series of history plays from the Bard, ones which would stand alongside Richard III or Henry V.

                And now a brief description of this period. The 9th century emperor Basil I the Macedonian (r.867-886), who had murdered his way to the throne, left behind a serious legacy for his successors. His eldest and favoured son, Constantine, tragically predeceased him leaving his less favoured son Leo to take on the burden of the Imperial throne – a burden which he might not have been the best person to bear. This emperor, Leo VI the Wise (or Philosopher, r.886-912) had a reign troubled by domestic disputes, numerous marital frustrations and military defeats both abroad and at home. After causing a slight religious crisis owing to his need to remarry for a third time, the throne passed to his only son by his fourth marriage, the child Constantine VII Porphyrogennetos ‘the Purple-Born’, resulting in an unstable regency council who immediately faced a devastating invasion from the Bulgarians. Constantine VII’s years under regency (r.913-920) were brought to an end when a cunning and lucky admiral, Romanos Lekapenos, took control of the palace, forced Constantine to marry his daughter, and then had himself crowned emperor. Romanos I (r.920-944) then pushed Constantine VII into the background, elevated three of his own sons to power alongside himself, successfully resisted the Bulgarian invasion and initiated a series of reconquests on the eastern frontier. In all respects it seemed that Romanos I and his family, the Lekapenoi, were here to stay for good and establish their own dynasty, except that after twenty-five years of power Romanos was betrayed and overthrown by his own sons, being shunted off to a monastery where he spent the remaining few years of his life. This allowed his son-in-law Constantine VII, who had been lurking in the background all this time, to sweep in and retake his birth-right from the Lekapenoi, ruling in his own right and ushering in a golden-age of court ritual and history writing, some of the fruits of which we examined last month. Constantine VII (r.945-959) left his throne to his frivolous and pleasure-loving son Romanos II (r.959-963), and it is at this point which I shall break off this period of history, leaving the remaining century of the Macedonian Dynasty to be covered in a future review.

                Basil I the Macedonian (866/867 – 886) – Founder of the Macedonian Dynasty
                Leo VI the Wise         (886 – 912) – Second son of Basil
                Alexander              (912 – 913) – Third son of Basil, brother of Leo VI. Ruled for one year
                Constantine VII Porphyrogennetos (913 – 920) – Underage son of Leo, under regency
                Romanos I Lekapenos    (920 – 944) – Father-in-law of Constantine, technically a usurper
                Constantine VII [Second reign] (944 – 959) – Resumed power after Romanos’ deposition
                Romanos II                         (959 – 963) – Son of Constantine, great-grandson of Basil

                Constantine VII, who was keen to revive history-writing and thereby glorify his own family in the process, was responsible for initiating the creation of the Chronicle of Theophanes Continuatus. The first five books of this impressive historical document, which cover the reigns of the 9th century emperors down to Basil I, were examined in my previous review. The final section of this text, known as Book VI (or Part 3), deals with the reigns of the various emperors from Leo VI down to Romanos II, where it concludes. This unfortunately is the first major Byzantine source I’ve had to deal with which has so far, to my knowledge, not yet been translated into English, so reviewing it is going to be difficult. A second source for this period, the chronicle of Symeon the Magister, or Logothete (although identifying him as the author of this text can be problematic) likewise remains untranslated at this present time, despite its being the most important source for the reign of Romanos I Lekapenos and the years prior to his rule. These two sources are both heavily biographical in character, concerning themselves with the personalities of emperors and governments more than just the historical events. It must be said that Theophanes Continuatus borrows heavily from the Logothete Chronicle, to the extent that one can clearly see that one basically copies the other. When you look at the similarities between these two sources, especially when it comes to the reign of Romanos I – which the Logothete Chronicle is essentially the definitive and panegyrical historical account for – then you can see the extent to which chronicles and histories are dependent on each other for information. Basically, if you want to include in your own historical narrative a piece about a specific period of time outside of your personal experience, find an account, some annals or a history by somebody who has already dealt with that, and either reword the information or else copy it word-for-word. It’s a shortcut for history-writers in an age which does not acknowledge plagiarism. This at least is what Theophanes Continuatus did with Romanos I, pretty much copying the Logothete Chronicle’s section on this emperor.

                So, now that I have outlined my own inadequacy for talking about the historical accounts of this period, we can delve into some of the more interesting sources from this time – many of which have been translated into English. Owing to sparseness in terms of time and space I have for writing this review, I will confine myself to sources which deal more with the time of Leo VI (r.886-912) than any of his successors, leaving later sources to be examined in my next review blog. The sources I shall be looking at will be the Life of the Patriarch Euthymios of Constantinople (Vita Euthymii Patriarchae CP), the Taktika of Leo VI himself, and John Kaminiates’ account of the sack of Thessaloniki in 904.

                The story of the Vita Euthymii is one of my favourites. No, not the narrative itself, but rather the story of the text’s discovery and how we are able to read it today. In the 19th century a manuscript was discovered in a remote Greek monastery which was revealed later to be a battered and incomplete copy of the lost life of the Patriarch Euthymios. This manuscript was taken to Berlin for further study, but was lost forever during the Second World War – most likely destroyed during the apocalyptic bombing campaigns made against that city. Fortunately the text had been copied down some time beforehand, allowing a modern critical edition to be produced later in the 20th century. Nowadays we only have these critical editions left, thanks to the work of earlier scholars, for we shall never again find another manuscript like it. As to the text itself, it is a bit different to your usual saints’ or patriarchs’ lives. The Patriarch Euthymios himself does not often appear in the narrative, the events of the palace and court being of greater interest to the writer of this story. This may be partially due to the loss of some of the parts of the text, including the opening sections, for rather than beginning with the author’s debasing account of why he writes this story, or the heavenly birth and heroic childhood of our protagonist, we begin with the death of the emperor Basil I and the accession of his son, Leo VI. The various main events of Leo’s reign take the body of the story, with occasional appearances from Euthymios and his monastery as we navigate Leo’s tenuous relationship with his court, his four marriages, and an assassination attempt in the church on St. Mokios’ Day. Euthymios takes part in these events usually as a spiritual advisor to Leo, and then takes a more central role during his duals against his main rival and ultimate successor to the Patriarchal throne Nikolaos Mystikos. As a hagiography this text is unusual, and is more like a story of political events around the reign of Leo VI.

                The Taktika of Leo VI shall only be dealt with briefly here, for the damn thing firmly resisted my efforts to read it. A guidance manual on tactics and military strategy, this text is in a similar vein to the Strategikon of the emperor Maurice reviewed earlier this year. The Taktika feels much longer, more detailed, and consequently more likely to bore the socks of anyone but the most hardcore fans of the Byzantine military. It certainly did for me. Divided into twenty separate books, in a similar manner to the Strategikon, the Taktika offers different sections on the qualities needed in a commander (rich, reputable, and for some reason he needs to have children), on camping, drills, naval warfare and marching. In particular Leo is keen to walk the commander through long-term preparation for the battle, what to do the day before the battle and then on the day of the battle, as well as what to do after the battle and offering a number of choice sayings and proverbs the commander ought to live by. Leo VI was not a militaristic emperor, and so could not have been writing from personal experience, but rather he was attempting to amalgamate previously written military knowledge and thereby create an up-to-date official military manual – at least that’s the impression we get from his introduction. Unlike the Strategikon, the Taktika has no cute little diagrams, and is never far from offering a Christian message. Heck, if for any reason you want a Christian military manual, then the Taktika is your best example. It is hefty and dull.

                Our final historical text from the time of Leo VI is also our most striking: John Kaminiates’ account of the sack of Thessaloniki by an Arab fleet in the year 904. I have so often read grand histories of empires and campaigns, written abstractedly and with its eyes focused either on Constantinople or on the frontier that to read this localized, short-term and heartfelt account from somewhere else in the (still substantial) empire of the Romans is an unusual and rewarding experience. Written in the form of a long letter, Kaminiates’ account is of the great tragedy that was the fall of this city to a predatory fleet, both a tragedy for Thessaloniki’s inhabitants and to Kaminiates and his family. He begins with a grand survey of the city, sitting in a happy spot at the northwest of the Aegean, telling us about its various physical features, the surrounding landscape, and the fortifications. He then goes on to describe, in chronological order, the preparations made against the assault, the battle for the city, the fall of the defences and subsequent plundering and massacre which occurred, and how the surviving inhabitants ended up in slavery – John Kaminiates and his family buying their lives thanks to their personal wealth – ending up transported across the Mediterranean where they are finally reported as being still in Arab custody. Kaminiates seems to be a more or less sober writer about the event, all things considered, recounting in vivid detail the wider events of the siege as well as his own personal experiences during the sack and his captivity. There has been scholarly debate on whether this source is authentic or not, as the surviving manuscripts originated in the later centuries of Byzantium, but I personally see no reason why this account would be a mere fabrication. I see here a citizen of the later Roman empire describing the fall of his home city. Why would anyone go to the efforts of making this up?

                So here then is a brief look at the sources about the reign of the Macedonian-dynasty emperor Leo VI the wise. As I said before, the main narrative histories are still predominantly in Greek, though I can offer a cursory recommendation for the chronicle of John Skylitzes, which has been translated into English. Though I will look at this chronicle in more detail in future, it largely repeats information found in Theophanes Continuatus, covering the same ground and repeating much of the information merely reworded and occasionally re-edited. As such it is about the only Byzantine narrative history which covers the reigns of this early Macedonian Dynasty which has yet been translated, so perhaps this chronicle is worth reading as an introductory text. The remaining sources which I have examined are all to do specifically with Leo VI, whether it be ostensibly written under his own command or to do with critical events during his reign. The Vita of the Patriarch Euthymios is a hagiographical source which offers an insight into critical political events, as well as offering an insight into Leo himself and his character; the Taktika is a hefty military manual which tells us about the Byzantine military and its practices at the turn of the 10th century, while John Kaminiates’ account of the fall of Thessaloniki details an important event in the Byzantine provinces as well as giving us a glimpse into middle-Byzantine provincial life. I offer a personal recommendation for the last of these sources, as Kaminiates’ Thessaloniki and its fall is a brilliant account, and is perhaps my favourite Byzantine source in translation thus far. If you have a chance then maybe have a look at it, as it’s not that long and it is thoroughly readable.

Bibliozantium 10
Theophanes Continuatus, Ioannes Cameniata, Symeon Magister, Georgius Monachus, I. Bekker (ed). Bonn. [Corpus Scriptorum Historiae Byzantinae], 45, (1838).

Symeonis Magistri et Logothetae: chronicon, S. Wahlgren (ed). [Corpus Fontium Historiae Byzantinae], 44/1, (Berlin, 2006).

Ioannis Caminiatae de expugnatione Thessalonicae, G. Böhlig (ed). [Corpus Fontium Historiae Byzantinae], 4, (Berlin, 1973).

John Skylitzes. Ioannis Scylitzae Synopsis Historiarum. I. Thurn (ed). [Corpus Fontium Historiae Byzantinae], 5, (Berlin, 1973). Translated by J. Wortley. [Cambridge University Press] (Cambridge 2010).

Vita Euthymii Patriarchae CP, P. Karlin-Hayter (ed). [Editions de Byzantion], (Brussels, 1970)

The Taktika of Leo VI, G.T. Dennis (ed). [Corpus Fontium Historiae Byzantinae], 49, (Washington D.C, 2010).

John Kaminiates. The Capture of Thessaloniki. Translated by D. Frendo and A. Fotiou. [Byzantina Australiensa], 12, (Perth, 2000).

[Gnotes for navigating this Bibliogasm: The first entry here is the 1838 Bonn edition of the text of Theophanes Continuatus, which is bundled in with John Kaminiates (Latin: Ioannes Cameniata), the chronicle of Symeon Magister the supposed Logothete, and of George the Monk a 9th century chronicler. The text is in Greek with a Latin translation, but is otherwise freely available on Google Books. The next two entries on the list are the updated Corpus Fontium Greek editions of Symeon the supposed Logothete and John Kaminiates. John Skylitzes, you’ll see next, is an 11th century chronicle which borrows heavily from Theophanes Continuatus, and is worth reading if you want the lowdown on Leo VI, Romanos I, Constantine VII and Romanos II. The final three entries are the Vita Euthymii, the Taktika of Leo VI and John Kaminiates’ account, all with Greek text but with a facing English translation].

Tuesday 17 May 2016

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, by Louise Rennison (And The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle)



Louise Rennison’s novel for teenage girls, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, is a complex and challenging novel for me to review, for a number of reasons. Thus I have deemed that it is probably best viewed in relation to a superior work of fiction. In this case I decided to compare it alongside Eric Carle’s The Very Hungry Caterpillar, another beloved tale from a previous generation. So here it goes.

Synopsis:
          Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is a novel set in the form of a diary by a fourteen year old girl named Georgia Nicolson. Her escapades with her friends and her endless desire to get a really hot boy to date her take up most of the plot, and her attempts to balance Home Vs School life at the busy turn of the Millennium make this an... interesting historical document.
          The Very Hungry Caterpillar is a complex narrative involving the titular caterpillar and his desire to satisfy his ever-present hunger. His eating of a variety of foodstuffs over the course of the week lead to a number of pitfalls, before he finally succeeds in his goal and is rewarded with a changed persona.

Character:
          Georgia Nicolson is a vain, rude, sex-obsessed teenager who, as far as I can determine, has absolutely no redeeming features. Considering that she is narrating her own story and therefore controls our perception of her own world, she does not actually present us with a very flattering picture of herself. She continuously blames, insults and belittles her parents, her teachers and her friends, holding them responsible for her incredibly superficial problems, while her attempts to thrust herself on older boys, acquire and wear as much make-up and provocative clothing as possible and attend various parties gives her as much depth as a baking tray.
          The caterpillar is hungry. This immediately calls upon the reader’s sympathies, for we have all been hungry. He eats a variety of healthy and unhealthy foods, and ends up feeling a bit unwell. This is also something with which we can identify. This means that the caterpillar is a character with whom we can all relate.

Style:
          Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is in the format of a diary, with regular entries throughout the day. The time of the entry is always recorded, allowing the avid reader to see how much time has passed since the last entry. Often just a few minutes have passed since the previous one, and it’s during these times that Georgia is simply complaining about her lot in life, venting about one thing and then a few minutes later venting about it again. Some of the longer entries begin by mentioning what has happened to provoke the entry – e.g. a boy kissed her, more often than not – and then she goes on to explain how this happened, in lurid detail. As a way of trying to lure the reader in, and then tell us about the episode, well... it’s just not that interesting. It’s difficult to care about this character.
          The Very Hungry Caterpillar is told using both words and a vivid graphical style. Some of the major innovations made by Eric Carle in this book are pages of differing but regular widths, to aid the reader in following what item of food and how much of it the caterpillar has consumed, while regularly-spaced holes punched into these pages to mimic the sort of hole a caterpillar might burrow through an item of food also reinforces the message. In getting the reader to learn how to count, I suppose this is a good enough method.

Excerpts:
          Here is an excerpt from Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging:

Friday October 2nd
4:00 p.m.
Party Time!!! I don’t know why I’m so excited as S.G. [Sex God] is not even going to be there. But maybe I’ll be able to try out my new snogging skills.
          Jackie Mathews has got a huge lovebite on her neck. She’s put about six centimetres of concealer on it and is wearing a scarf... how inconspicuoso!! It’s HUGE! What has she been snogging with – a calf? I think it’s so common. Why would you let someone bite you?
The day dragged by. I really am going to complain about Miss Stamp – she should be working in a prison. I’m sure she has done before. Even though it was icy outside she insisted that in our games period we ran round the hockey pitch. You could see your breath. She found Jackie and Alison hiding in the showers having a fag and made them change into their sports knickers and do the circuit twice. Which is almost a reason to have her as a teacher. It was hilarious! Jackie might look OK when she’s dolled up in some dark nightclub, but you should see her from behind in big navy knickers!!”
                   [Rennison, HarperCollins: 2005. pg. 82-83]
         
Wow. What a novel.

Now here’s an extract from The Very Hungry Caterpillar:

The next day was Sunday again.
          The caterpillar ate through
          one nice green leaf,
          and after that he felt
          much better.”
                   [Carle, Penguin: 1970. pg. the one with the Green Leaf and 5 holes on It]

         
Verdict:
Is this what so many teenage girls actually think like? Of course we mustn’t assume that all teenage girls are like this – to the contrary, they are not a different species, and in fact I’m certain most such individuals have a great deal more to them than unending vanity, libido and an infantile sense of humour. This then is the great crime of Louise Rennison’s novels; that a series aimed at young women, ostensibly as comedies (though not once did it actually succeed in making me laugh), forces its readers to follow the fortunes of this most irritating and unpleasant of characters, whose only care in the world is in how she appears to boys and when her next cheap snog is going to happen.
          In essence, Georgia Nicolson is a terrible role-model, being moody, vindictive, mildly homophobic, and having a propensity for throwing herself at any boy who crosses her path; the story of her life is shit, and I find nothing of worth in reading her innermost thoughts – if thoughts they can be called. This novel by Louise Rennison is genuinely bad, and it makes me question the very foundations of the modern world. At the very least, it can be read in under a week.
          The Very Hungry Caterpillar is all right for a story aimed at very small children, and has one or two important life-lessons to teach. This book by Eric Carle is decent enough, but I wonder why it has received such championship status. Is it really that good? At the very least, it can be read in under a couple of minutes.

Bibliogging
Rennison, Louise. Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. London: HarperCollins. (2005 [First Published 1999]).
Carle, Eric. The Very Hungry Caterpillar. London: Penguin. (1970).